A compilation of the best text pranks, ever.
I’m only be logging this cause my 50 year old boss pulled the leoscription one on me. He thought he was so clever
I got my mom once by texting her “I lost my phone. Will you call it?” To which I answered the call and called her an idiot, but she was confused. Then I asked how she thought I texted her an she fell down laughing.
The comment above . Lol I did that to a friend before xD
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
FUK THE EMOS!!!!
instead of going to starbucks, i make my own coffee, yell my own name incorrectly, and throw $5 out the window
Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I REALLY like snakes”
This is so fucking cute
this should be a young adult romance novel right now
Had a sudden urge to draw this.
Omg i need more
oh my god
it turns out I didn’t imagine the movie where poohs friends think he died in crystal hell cave
I’m going to be rethinking a lot of things tonight
DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY U CAN COME IN
Jared came in to have to a good time, but I feel like he’s being so attacked right now.